what do you call a giraffe driving a car?
a danger to society
I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.
Neil Gaiman, The Sandman (via lindsayolohan)
(Source: stxxz, via livinglikeabrokenrecord)
occupation: the family disappointment
(Source: overlypolitebisexual, via jelly--fishes)
I become attached to people I shouldn’t. I distance myself from the people who matter. I am bad with people. I am good at being alone. But I hate being lonely.
P.P. (via spinals)
I hope you feel empty when you think of me.
Even (#73: January 16, 2014)
(Source: write2014, via zackmerricky)
: MAN U SUCK YOU DIDNT EVEN SEE UR FAVEY BAND WHAT WERE U DOIN ! ! BET YOU 4000 QUID YOU DONT. HAHA THATS OK DUDE ANYTIME. AH YEH SICK U GOT SKYPE OR... ANYTHING THAT ISN'T TUMBLRS STUPID MESSAGING SYSTEM .__.
I KNOW I WAS SO MAD I DIDN’T KNOW THEY PLAYED UNTIL THE NIGHT AFTER IT IT WAS SO LOW KEY LIKE I DIDN’T HAVE A CLUE! UM OKAY WELL THAT’S AN EASY 4000 ;) I HAVE SKYPE BUT I DON’T REALLY USE IT BUT I SUPPOSE I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION! WHAT’S YOUR THINGY I WON’T POST IT PUBLIC
: I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER ONCE SEEN THEM TOUR THE UK, THEY MIGHT HAVE PLAYED MY HOMETOWN LAST YEAR OR THE YEAR BEFORE MAYBE BUT IM NOT SURE. AND NAH I AINT GIVING UP BRUH IM CAPITAL STEEEEZ U WONT BEAT ME. AND ERM YES HAHA! ^__^ (CHEERS FOR THE SHOUT OUT BTW HAHA, FEEL FREE TO SPEAK TO ME ON ANY OTHER SITE CAUSE THEYRE BETTER THAN TUMBLR FOR THIS)
I DUNNO BUT I’M LIKE 99% SURE THEY PLAYED IN GLASGOW LAST MONTH OH UM NO I’M PRETTY SURE I’M GONNA WIN THIS HEHEHE AWWW WELL THANK YA! HMM THAT SOUNDS FAB I THINK THAT’LL HAPPEN